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The honourable Sally by Sally

Hello, I’m Sally Whelan Most of my days I pretend that I have a number of jobs, when really, I just lounge about on the beach in Byron Bay all day limbering up in a very yogic fashion and collecting bugs for my next jewellery collection…. If I’m feeling naughty I love to eat copious amounts of liquorice and listen to Madelene Peroux, while lounging around in the nude. If I’m feeling nice I love to cook ridiculous amounts of healthy food for my friends. Once upon a moment I went to my yoga class and I thought I wonder...

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Iain Pritchard: Cuppa Soup

Hello, I’m Iain. Most of my days I procrastinate. If I’m feeling naughty I love to call up Aussies and ask them the cricket score. If I’m feeling nice I love to congratulate them on coming second. Once upon a moment I went to my yoga class and I thought In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.  In practice there is. One time, during alfresco yoga the wind changed and I was stuck in a bird of paradox for a couple of days. That will teach me. One day, when I rule the world and it is...

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Jess Eddie: Grabyourbigtoe Eddie

Hello, I’m Jess Eddie. Most of my days I am rowing, dreaming of the North and planning where to go for dinner If I’m feeling naughty I love to Eat several bowls of mixed up cereals In a row….. If I’m feeling nice I love to have a wander through the National Portrait Gallery and imagine my face on a wall Once upon a moment I went to my yoga class and I thought If I get really good at this maybe I could levitate… One time, during alfresco yoga the wind changed and I was stuck in The crow...

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Tom Marien: Jet Woodhouse

Hello, I’m Tom Most of my days I chase people around the park If I’m feeling naughty I love to play... If I’m feeling nice too much seems like it'll never be enough. Once upon a moment I went to my yoga class and I thought; this is way harder than it should be. One time, during alfresco yoga the wind changed and I was stuck in something that vaguely resembled a down face dawg for a couple of days. That will teach me. One day, when I rule the world and it is law to eat fresh wahoo all...

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Brendan Crean: Suppletastic Man

Hello, I’m Brendan. Most of my days I Scull. If I’m feeling naughty I love to spank. If I’m feeling nice I love to take out Rebeccas cardboard. Once upon a moment I went to my yoga class and I thought my legs hurt, I am completely rinsed. One time, during alfresco yoga the wind changed and I was stuck in foot straight in front holding big toe pose for a couple of days. That will teach me. One day, when I rule the world and it is law to eat steak all the livelong day I will also be...

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