They Call Me Cheeky Chaturanga: Fabulous Forward Bend

Yoga Will Save the World is here with cheeky and playful dating profiles for yoga poses with fun inspired illustrations Age: In my opinion, age doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. From: The Peckham Shala, and in the words of Frank Sinatra; ‘If we can make it here we can make It anywhere’ About me: Tall, fabulous, flexible, strong, handsome, yet often grossly inaccurate Forward Bend seeking a pose to join them in my amazing yoga studio at the top of Mount Everest in the Himalayas for lots of omm-ings. Pose must abandon reality and embrace a creative truth and a love of musical theatre. Would like to meet: I would like to meet the Dashing Downward Facing Dog. No! Wait! The Mischievous Monkey. Decisive pose seeks mate. Ideal match: I have been complimented many times about my forward bends and they always embarrass me; I always feel they haven’t said enough. Looking for a pose to share my humble life with and a passion for worcester sauce Twiglets could get you to the top of the list. Looking for: Looking to merge the energies of my ‘ha’ (hot energy of the sun) with a poses ‘tha’ (cool energy of the moon) Understanding of thermostatic controls and central heating a bonus. Turn-ons: Living in circles and loving in triangles Turn-offs: Tiresome Tree pose – I wish we were better strangers. Ideal First date: I like my dates to be gloriously spontaneous. Please fill in the attached spreadsheet on your availability, preferences and allergies. Poses replying who have not used the spreadsheets colour code properly will not be considered. Best friend: My curious friend Cobra once gave me some good advice. He said; ‘If you love someone set them free; if they come back change the locks’ Recent Crush: We have all made mistakes. Mine was an incident involving Mr Yoga Pose 2009 and a jam roly-poly – we should have used custard! Favourite song: I am what I am I don't want praise I don't want pity I bang my own drum Some think it's noise I think it's pretty And so what if I love each sparkle and each bangle Why not see things from a different angle Your life is a shame Till you can shout out I am what I am – ‘Gloria Gaynor’ This time next year I will have run away to join the circus for capers and a serious relationship with Twinkle the Clown. Namaste, yoga will save the world

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