The Call Me Cheeky Chaturanga: Foxy Firefly

Yoga Will Save the World is here with cheeky and playful dating profiles for yoga poses with fun inspired illustrations. Age: Getting a date when you say you are two thousand years old is hard so I am going to say I am 26 years old and whilst not socially great I have tremendous buttocks. From: I am from a family of advanced poses and I am stronger than a triple espresso with a biscotti biscuit chaser. About me: They say you are what you stretch: I'm six squats, four forward bends, two arm balances and - since I had a rub of deep heat this afternoon- a pelvic thrust and a 180 degree leg stretch. Would like to meet:  I would like to meet someone who has the charisma of Charming Cobra, the vision on Vivacious Vinyasa and the bosoms of Dolly Parton. Ideal Match: I am Mr Firefly you are Ms Goddess, your parents are Mr and Mrs Sun Salutation and your brother is Mr Big ' Don't Muck About With My Sister ' Toe Pose. Looking For:  Mountain Pose I would like you to love me until my hearts stops or I get cramp- whichever comes first. Turn-ons: Yoga Provocateur knickers Turn-offs: The Yoga Census. Recent Crush: I am just a Firefly squatting in front of a Lotus asking her to love him. Ideal date: If we hit it off and embark on a serious relationship I will treat you to a beautiful feast of cheesy strings and organic Cherry Tango. Favourite song.  “Feet in the Clouds” – Paul McCartney Best friend:  Mudita Bhavana, they always help me understand that taking delight and joy in the good fortune of others helps us create more happiness for ourselves. This time next year I will be increasing my flexibility and releasing some tension with Garland Pose. Namaste, yoga will save the world P to the s: Check out the handy new sidebar on le blog to read the other Cheeky posts or to join the facebook page. x

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