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They Call Me Cheeky Chaturanga: Handsome Headstand

handsome headstand Rebecca Wilson shelly donaghy The Call Me Cheeky Chaturanga they call me cheeky chaturanga yoga will save the world

Introducing Handsome Headstand Age: I am celebrating my third millennium at a retreat in Italy. I don't feel old though. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap. From: I am from a family of seven headstands. It has been said that we are quite competitive and often get dizzy seeing who can outdo each other. About me: Thousands years of standing on my head has played havoc with my hair but nothing a tub of V05 hair gel can't sort- Mega Ultra Hold.  Three other things you should know about me: I can be upside down for hours; I can do a weird trick with my left nostril involving a small Cath Kidston watering can; and finally Sting stalked me for 10 years. Now you. Would like to meet: A goddess! Saraswati to exact. As the goddess of knowledge and art I've heard she might be able to teach me a thing or two! Ideal Match: Yoga Mats United are playing Brown Rice Rovers and are winning 3-0. This could be why I am single! It's either that or the reoccurring case of Yoga Foot I have. Call me! Looking for: Wanderlust Warrior: fate will bring us together hopefully leg muscles won’t tear us apart. Turn ons: A cushion Turn off: Tight hair bobbles that cause a Croydon facelift to occur. Recent Crush: Eagle Pose. Long legs, great knees. Fit. Favourite song: I'm so Dizzy- Vic Reeves Best friend: As Winnie the Pooh once said. “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you." That is what I think of my great pal Sun Salutation A. Ideal first date: Singing 'Don't look back in anger' with Spinal Twist. Ken's Karaokee is legendary. This time next year I will be...head over heals with shoulder stand. Namaste, yoga will save the world


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