They Call Me Cheeky Chaturanga: Raunchy Reverse Triangle

Introducing Raunchy Reverse Triangle aka Parivrtta Trikonasana Age 4000 years old but with good lighting and a squint of the eye could pass for 3500. Credit goes to the yoga that has started my days since I was a teenager. From I'm a bit of a hippie and love to travel the world. I've have been nearly everywhere but I never been to Ely or Aberystwyth. I'll go there next year. Vital Statistics Before we get any closer there are two things you should know about me: I have been known to be a bit of a knee trembler in my time and I can do an amazing trick with the said bent knee, a yoga sock and an incense stick – what a sensation that has caused in its time. Would like to meet Mr Shoulder Stand and his brother Mr Plough Pose. All those inverted poses make my heart thump, especially when they are brothers, and especially when they have such great shoulders. Ideal match Sun Salutation B: I'm always left breathless. Looking for Five long breaths with Cobra: Cobra if you are reading this, call me! Turn-ons Thighs - The stronger the better. Turn-offs If we meet please don’t wobble your knees as much. It makes me nervous that you may be a bit unbalanced. Recent Crush Lotus Pose - you have always been a bit of a hip turner. Will you marry me? Please say yes, otherwise I will have to pay £8.99 to re-post my advert next week. Ideal First date Aneveningwitharelaxedposewhogoeswiththeflowandwhoisseemlessintheirpractice. Who is on your phone’s speed dial Straight forward, reliable and to the point – that is my pal the Big Toe Pose, such a sweetie. Favourite song Hips don’t lie” by Shakira. This reached No.1 in 26 countries including Guatemala . This time next year I will be... creating some serious right angles with the Pyramid Pose. Namaste, yoga will save the world.

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